Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Does it Suck? BATTLEFIELD EARTH (Krall's Answer)

What if I asked you to watch BATTLEFIELD EARTH? Would you do it? No, of course not. Why? Because you'd know I was joking. Well, guess what?

Kevin Shamel didn't know Garrett Cook was joking and because of that, Kevin actually spent 118 minutes of his life watching this piece of shit.

Hey, Kevin, guess what? Garrett Cook is dressed up at Ashton Kutcher and is going to run into your room any minute. Wait for it……waaaaait for it……


  1. Oh, by the way, BATTLEFIELD EARTH sucks.

  2. Actually, Jordan, I'm only dressed up as Ashton Kutcher in the hopes of scoring with Demi Moore. I never planned on telling Kevin he was punked.

  3. Then I probably shouldn't tell you I'm dressed as Demi Moore.

  4. You guys need to watch the riff trax version.