Sunday, April 18, 2010

Hello from Krall!

Hey there film freaks!

I’m Jordan Krall You may know me as the author of SQUID PULP BLUES, FISTFUL OF FEET, and THE ULTIMATE GUIDE TO THE KARATE KID PART 3 (2nd Edition).

It’s no secret that I love movies. That love goes beyond just appreciating the masterpieces of horror and film noir (two of my favorite genres). My love of movies reaches into the very depths of the cinematic abyss populated by such films as LAS VEGAS BLOODBATH, ASYLUM OF SATAN, ALABAMBA’S GHOST, and every film by Andy Milligan.

I’m an extremely critical person but over the years it seems like I’m one of the only open-minded people who is able to appreciate a movie like HALLOWEEN 3 or GLEAMING THE CUBE without being ironic about it. Fuck the neu-age film snob.

Believe when I say that I’m beyond excited to be a part of DOLLAR BIN MASSACRE and I thank Garrett and Leza for including me. I’m eager to hear what they have to say and I’m also eager to hear what YOU have to say. Feel free to drop questions or comments. But I must warn you. I have very strong opinions. I’m talking Dynatox strong. And in case you didn't know, that’s dump toxic waste in Borneo strong. You've been warned, kids.

Fair is fair. Over and out.


  1. If you like Gleaming the Cube, I recommend avoiding Gus Van Sant's Paranoid Park. Skateboard mysteries are not what they used to be.

  2. Thanks for the heads up.
    I make a point to avoid anything directed by Gus Van Sant since Psycho. But generally, I avoid anyone with a "Van" in their name. It's very pretentious.